Matrix 6 - Oh mam rwdwyn sal!

Still pissed of from the shit in his fish pond, Mr. R called Mr. Adamson on his phone. Not realising that Mr. Adamson was flying at the time. Mr Adamson reached into his pocket pulled out his phone and accidentally dropped it.

�Shiiiit!� was his response as he flew towards the ground chasing his phone. Moments before it hit the ground he caught it. But it was too late, for as the phone was safe Mr. Adamson was not. He hit the ground with a mighty blow to the head.

People turned round to look at the incident. Thinking it was another suicide attempt, of which the city was famous for, they turned round and carried on with normal activates. Mr Adamson now unconscious, lay there for a few seconds, when the scavengers, which the city was also famous for, started taking his possessions, including wallet, shoes, sunglasses, and his gun.

The thieves started shooting each other most of the time missing, due to the gun�s crooked aim. One aimed at another, missed, the bullet rebounded off a wall and shot himself in the arse. Dancing like a fool the other idiots thought it was a dance and started copying him.

Mr. Adamson awoke in a bright place but before his vision come to focus he shouted:
�Not this fucking shitty train station again.�
His vision came into focus and saw someone in front of him at the end of a bed.
�Could you mind your language sir?� Was her response in a snotty voice.
�Fuck you, ya snotty bitch. Ooh my head doesn�t half frigging hurt� Mr Adamson then shouted.
�I asked you to mind your language. If you don�t I shall call security�
�Well FUCK You! That�s right I said fuck what�s wrong with that?�
�That�s it I�m calling security�
�Time for me to do a disappearing act I think�
Mr. Adamson then proceeded to run for the window and jumped out. Not realising he was on the fifth floor.
�Wait a minute humansis can�t fly�
He plummets towards the ground for a second.
�But I can!!� he said as he started to fly upwards again.

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 7?