Chapter 5 - Who the ... ?

Now on their way back to auntie oracle's home, our heroes quickly rushed in, to find that auntie oracle was not there. Instead there was a man in her place.

"Who are you?" Mr. Adamson asked the man.
"I am her replacement, why you ask, one reason, she was fed up of waiting for you." he replied
"Why didn't she use her future seeing abilities to find out when we will come" Said Mr. R.
"I Don't know" Replied the man.
"By the way my name is father architect, speaking of seeing into the future have you got powers to see into the future Richie?"
"No I have not" replied a voice in the corner
"Add it to the list then" was father architects response
"Who is that then?" asked Mr. Adamson.
"Oh that's the rich man, Perhaps you should go and free some more people trapped in the matrix"
Mr. Adamson quickly ran out of the room. Without Mr. R.
Upon wondering around the town Mr. Adamson bumped into Agent M.

Agent M ERRRRRR Would you watch where your going. Oh Mr. Adamson It's you.
Mr. Adamson Yeah who else is it going to be you stupid old bugger
Agent M Point one I am not stupid, Point two I am not OLD I was just here since the first matrix.
Mr. Adamson Did they have horse and carts back then?
Agent M No they did not you cheeky little Shite. Now piss off.
Mr. Adamson And you are stupid, you failed English
Agent M No I didn't, that's unpossible.
Mr. Adamson Its impossible not unpossible.
Agent M Oh just knob off and talk to Mr. R
Mr. Adamson Aw, Mr. R has done a lot of great things, but he's a very old man, and old people are useless. And so are you.
Agent M ERRRRRRR no matter how many insults you throw at me I won't fight you.
Mr. Adamson I've Shat and pissed in your pond. I've also run over your cat.
Agent M I haven't got a cat or a pond.
Mr. Adamson thinks Shit whose pond have I shat in?

Meanwhile

Mr. R goes home to find that someone has stolen his car, set it on fire, run over his cat and shat in his pond.
"Oh Fuck!" he shouts
Agent M appears
"ERRR Mr. R there is no need for that kind of language"
"You!" (points at Agent M) "Yes, You. You've just shat in my fish pond" Shouts Mr. R
Mr. R runs towards Agent M with his hand out.
Agent M drops a rectangular block, and disappears. Mr. R punches Scruffy.
"Not a-bloody-gain" says Scruffy

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 6?