Chapter 4 - Welcome back Mr. R.

On his long search for Mr. R he flies over the city looking for the man himself and he sees (with his ultra vision) something very odd. It was a bunch of school kids speaking to Mr. R, he swoops down to see what they are doing, knowing that Mr. R is very vulnerable. When he lands he can hear Mr. R talking about magnets and transformers (robots in disguise).

Mr Adamson: What are you doing?
Mr. R:      I am giving back to the community what it needs
Mr Adamson: You what?
Mr. R:      I am teaching physics
Mr Adamson: Wow. Can you teach me?
Mr. R:      Okay I suppose.

Mr. R then taught Mr. Adamson some basic physics

Mr. R:      Right now I need you to draw a set of axis in your book
Mr Adamson: (speaking to someone else) did he just say to draw a set of axes in out books?
Scruffy:    Yeah.

Mr. R then looks into Mr. Adamson's book and starts shouting.

Mr. R:      OI ya blab blab blab useless cretin.
Mr Adamson: Calm down Mr. R or else you'll give yourself skin failure.
Mr. R:      I will not give myself skin failure. Now will you tell me why you have just drawn some axes in your book
Mr Adamson: Because you told me to.
Mr. R:      No I did not.
Mr Adamson: Yes you did.
Mr. R:      No I did not.
Mr Adamson: You most definitely did
Mr. R:      Why would I?
Mr Adamson: Because you are a senile old fool.
Mr. R:      Look if you are going to be like that then go outside and talk to the trees.
Mr Adamson: How do I get there?
Mr. R:      Use the fire exit.
Mr Adamson: Is there a fire?
Mr. R:      What, No there is not a fire just go out through the fire exit
Mr Adamson: Is there a fire?
Mr. R:      No there is bloody not now go away.
Mr Adamson: I don't want to now
Mr. R:      Well I want you to
Mr Adamson: Oh, don't worry Mr. R I love you really
Mr. R:      Oh my goodness Your coming on to me
Mr Adamson: No I'm not. Anyway time to go back to auntie oracle.
Mr. R:      Okay then. I'll use my bus pass

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 5?