06/11/2025 00:35:56

Chapter 3 - The Brawl for Bread

Punch for Punch the two opponents are equally matched, as one strikes the other one dodges, deep within their subconscious they both know that they have got to win or else it will be their final fight. Agent M. currently without it’s ability to copy itself into Mr. Adamson, and Mr. Adamson’s lost ability to stop bullets puts both of them into a weakened position. With a Hardened punch Agent M. gets close, but not close enough, Now with all the cards out on the table, They both Punch each other at full power.

In a sudden attempt to regain control of the battle Mr. Adamson kicks Agent M. Across The Room.

Agent M: "ERR. You make Me very angry Mr. Adamson."

[There is no response from Mr. Adamson]

Agent M: "No answer hey, That means you either the cat’s got your tongue, or you want more."

Running towards Mr. Adamson he sticks out his arm and winds the agent at the last possible moment.

Mr. Adamson: "If I wanted to stop you for good then I would, But I don’t, so leave now or else"
Agent M:     "No never"

With a huge amount of thrust Mr. Adamson hits Agent M. at a similar time a disappearing block lands on the floor. 
And once again scruffy the tramp is in the agents place.

Mr. Adamson: "Sorry mate, did I hit you?"
Scruffy:     Gasping for Breath "Yes but only slightly"
Mr. Adamson: "Oops I didn’t mean to, I meant to hit Agent M."
Scruffy:     Still Gasping for breath "Yeah I get that a lot, somebody please kill me"

Grabbing the bread as he runs out the door Mr. Adamson now thrusts his feet towards the ground and takes of in his superman style of flying. Minutes later he arrives at the door for Auntie Oracle. Apologising for being late as he enters he finds some complete strangers in the room.

Mr. Adamson:"Where’s Auntie Oracle?"
Strangers:  "Who? Oh you mean that weird hippy woman that lives next door."
Mr. Adamson:"Shit wrong flat."

Now entering the correct flat Mr. Adamson sees Auntie Oracle panicking over the toast that is now burnt to a cinder.

Mr. Adamson:  "Sorry I’m late"
Auntie Oracle:"So You should be, Now I’ve got no toast to offer Mr. R"
Mr. Adamson:  "Who is Mr. R?"
Auntie Oracle:"You know Morpheus."
Mr. Adamson:  "Oh I remember him that old git."
Auntie Oracle:"Bingo, now you have to go and find him. By the way here’s £20 for food as I know that you haven't eaten for a few days."
Mr. Adamson:  "Aw £20 I wanted some toast"
Auntie Oracle:"£20 can buy lots of toast."
Mr. Adamson:  "Explain how"
Auntie Oracle:"Money can be exchanged for loads of toast."
Mr. Adamson:  "Woo hoo!"
Auntie Oracle:"Now go and find Mr. R"
Mr. Adamson:  "Shut up Oracle or I’ll come over there and stab you with a pencil."

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 4?

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