Matrix 11 - The race(sort of)

Last time, Mr. Adamson and Mr. R were in agent m's ~~car~~ Vectra(yes that old gag again) tring to escape the wrath of Agent M. and the clone.

"My Vectra! My fucking vectra's knackered" shouted Agent M. as Mr. Adamson gets out of the car trying to rescue Mr. R, who has been badly injured in the crash.

"How did you survive Mr. Adamson?" asks Agent M. trying to forget that the vectra has just been smashed into the shape of a box.
"Oh, come on Agent M., you know what I know, and thats that I am a super person, Mr. R on the other hand is just a mere mortal and needs serious mediacal attention" replies Mr. Adamson, as he struggles to get Mr. R free.

"Why cant you heal him like you did to that person that got stabbed by a pole?" asks Agent M.
"Thats only for people that I like" answers Mr. Adamson.

"Why do you hang round with him then?" enquires Agent M.
"Not in that way! but there was this bird a few weeks ago , and I tinkered with her..." says Mr. Adamson, trying to get Agent M. off his case.

"No, no, no, no, no! I don't want to hear about your sexual fantisies" announces a discussted Agent M.
"Oh, okay then. Only kiddin' it was a iregular heart beat" says Mr. Adamson.

"Oh, I see, I thought that you were talking about love, being only a program I cant feel love"
Mr. Adamson pulls Mr. R out if the vectra and places him in the ambulance(which had convieniently just pulled up).

"Now Mr. Adamson, I'll get you!" says Agent M. pointing at Mr. Adamson
"You just don't get it do you? You can't beat me!" Shouts Mr. Adamson

Mr. Adamson starts running at the same pace as the hearse, which has just started to move. Meanwhile the clone, which is still on the roof, is shooting Mr. Adamson. Mr. Adamson being a super-person is dodging the bullets, as they fly towards him. Several seconds pass by.
"So Mr. Adamson, able to dodge bullets are we? Well lets see if you can dodge this!" shouts Agent M. as the hearse is swung towards Mr. Adamson. Mr. Adamson then picks up speed in order to dodge the hearse.
"Shit we need to loose some weight" says Agent M. to the clone.

The clone then opens the boot, and agent m. pushes the coffin which is in the back, out onto the road.
The coffin rolls arround for a while, then splits open with the body shooting out. The body then bounces up and lands in the window of a school bus. The five year olds on the bus all scream and the bus driver looses control and smashes into the back of a war survivers trip to the seaside, causeing them all to shout,
"Duck and cover!"

Meanwhile Agent M. is slowly catching up with Mr. Adamson. Mr. Adamson then at twice the speed of the car(about 150 Mph) runs ahead, off the next exit. He then waits for agent m. to pass beneath and jumps on the back. the clone and Mr. Adamson start to fight (on the roof of the hearse).
meanwhile being distracted by the action on the roof, agent m. doesnt realise that they have driven into a roadworks area.

Mr. Adamsonthen ducks and the clone's head gets knocked off by a low pipe, and the body flies off.
"You, you killed my clone, my only clone" says agent m.
Mr. Adamson then runs alongside the hearse.

Suddenly, Mr. Adamson stops. Agent M. however carries on, driving up a ramp.
"What ?? whats going on?" asks agent m.
"enjoy, your swim!" Mr. Adamson says as the hearse plummets towards the ocean.
"but I cant swim!" shouts agent m. mid flight.
"Then learn"

The hearse then plummets into the ocean, making a big splash.
"SPLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!" said the sea.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" shouts Mr. Adamson
"Now to go visit Mr. R in the hospital."

Mr. Adamson then leaves with Agent M. no longer a threat. Getting in trouble without any more villans.

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 12?