Matrix 12 - Breaking the news.
After the last time Mr. Adamson finally removed Agent M. from the matrix. Mr. R, is now in the hospital, after his crash into a wall, when driving far too fast on the motorway. Mr. Adamson goes to break the news to father architech and auntie Oracle.
Mr. Adamson knocks on the door of auntie oracle's house. Auntie oracle opens the door.
"Oh hello Mr. Adamson I havent seen you in ages, please come in. Would you like some toast? or tea? or maybe even some sweets? I don't know why I buy them, as I dont eat them." says Auntie oracle
"No, I've got some sad news to tell you" Says Mr. Adamson calmly.
"Is it about my car? because if that useless son of a bitch Mr. R has got so much as a scratch on it , then I'll, I'll, give him a good talking to" Shouts Auntie oracle.
"Well sort of, Auntie oracle, Mr. R is ... very ill, infact he's almost dead, we got into a crash on the motorway and Mr. R took the brunt of it" explains Mr. Adamson
"Oh Crikey. I knew about that ages ago! Do you want a cookie?" says Auntie oracle, as Mr. Adamson is near tears.
"No thanks, I'm going to tell father architech now. By the way, how was your holiday?" asks Mr. Adamson
"I havent been on holiday" says Auntie oracle
"Ha, Ha thats very funny Mr. R" says Mr. Adamson.
"Have you been drinking again Mr. Adamson?" asks Auntie oracle.
"I have a friend that lives there!" says Mr. Adamson randomly, he regains control of himself and asks,
"Whoa what happened then?"
"I don't know, but have you been drinking?" asks Auntie Oracle again.
"Well I had a few before I came here" confesses Mr. Adamson.
"You'd better leave then" little did Mr. Adamson know that the reason he blearted out random phrases was not due to alcohol, turets syndrom(the one where people shout swear words) but because someone was hacking the mainframe of the matrix.
Mr. Adamson walked out the door and everything started to sway.
"Whoa I am pissed." suddenly a small cloud of smoke appeared infront of Mr. Adamson.
he then preparedd to fight, as he anticipated agent m. appearing, but it didn't.
"Pfft! what am I thinking? agent M. is gone."
"The strange thing is that I only had a few pints of coke"Mr. Adamson says to himself, as he walks down the street. Mr. Adamson then walked down the road for father architech's house. Mr. Adamson, knocked on this door and before anything stupid could be said, Mr. Adamson blearted out:
"Mr. R is dead ... Shit that came out wrong. Mr. R is almost dead, thats better. He's in the hospital". Still standing in the doorway, father architech shouts into the back,
"Do you have your own hospital richie?" asks father achitech.
"No I don't" was his response.
"Well put it on the list then. I bet Mr. R feels awful now, we should get him a presant"
"I know, we can get him a cake, or a bar of chocolate. Or a big chocolate cake. In fact lets claim it off Mr. R's life insurance!" said Mr. Adamson in a moment of inspiration.
"No! pull yourself together Mr. Adamson you'll get me a chocolate cake."
"Why?" asks Mr. Adamson.
"Because I'm depressed after hearing what happened to Mr. R Now are you going to get me that chocolate cake or not?"
"Not!! Buy it yourself you git" said Mr. Adamson
"But we should go visit him at least. Auntie Oracle will organise out trip out." Continued Mr. Adamson.
The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 13? Page last updated on 19/08/2017 07:23:19 Copyright 2005-2007

