Matrix 10 - My F***ing car!

After being seriously injoured after the last eventful chapter, agent m. decided to get revenge on whoever stole the ~~car~~ Vectra.

Agent m. went to the local police station to find out who is now insured to drive the ~~car~~ vectra.

"Let me in officer!" demanded agent m.
"Do you have clearance?" asked the police officer.
"No just let me in" agent m. demanded again
"You dont want to make me angry" the police officer said raising his voice slightly
"No, you dont want to make me angry" says agent m. while cloning itself, with its hand in the police officers chest.
"Me, me, me, me, me, me!" says agent m. as the cloning completes.
"Me too" says the clone.
"Actually I said me six times, not two" says the original
"I'm sorry for any inconvience caused, please pass through whilst I accompany you"

Agent m. then finds out that the ~~car~~ vectra is insured to a Mrs. S. Oracle.
"Yes, it would make sense that the oracle would steal/buy a stolen car, its revenge for me makeing a clone of her. Clone follow me, we're going to see the Oracle"
"Going to see the horrible?" asks the clone
"No, you idiot, the Oracle!"

Mean while Auntie Oracle lends Mr. R her new ~~car~~ vectra to go pick Mr. Adamson up from the nut/mad house.

Mr. R arrives parks the ~~car~~ vectra, gets out, and goes into the nut house. Mr. R then takes a while to fill in the relevant forms, and finally Mr. Adamson is released.

When walking back to the car Mr. Adamson says "Fucking hell Mr. R, where did you get this piece of shit from? The scrapyard? By the way I'm driving"
Both get in and Mr. Adamson starts the car, "You know, I've seen this car before"

Meanwhile agent m. and the clone are now driving a stolen hearse, and are looking for Auntie Oracle's house.

Back with Mr. Adamson and Mr. R they both start talking about Mr. Adamson's time in the nut house ...
"You know, I was sharing a room with this guy who thought he could hypnotise people. He kept saying 'look into my eyes, look into my eyes, dont look arround my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, your under. When I click my fingers you will believe that you are a gangster'" and Mr. Adamson clicks his fingers.

"Yowz man! whoz iz yous dude, where we heading homie" bleats Mr. R
"Shit Mr. R, wait a second ... And your back in the room"
"What happened then?" asks Mr. R
"Oh, nothing important"

Just then Mr. Adamson pulls out onto the bypass, but they dont know agent m. is behind them.
"Fuck, thats my car! get out and start shooting" agent m. says to the clone.

The clone climbs out the window, stands on the roof, and starts to shoot at Mr. Adamson
"Wake up Mr. R were under attack!"
"What ?"
"Start Shooting!" Shouts Mr. Adamson
"I dont have a gun"
"Shit !! hold tight, Mr. R I'm going out"

Mr. Adamson then puts the ~~car~~ vectra in cruise control, places his foot in the wheel, turns round, sticks his head out of the window and starts shooting. Mr. R then goes white as a sheet.
"Oh Shit, I'm going to die. Oh Shit, I'm going to die." Mr. R repeats.

With both cars now weaving in and out of other cars, Mr. Adamson and agent m. start shouting at each other, in proper road rage style
"You stole my car"
"How could I? you put me in the fucking nut house!"
"You winded me"
"You nearly killed me"
"You insulted me on several occasions"
"You, erm you"
"well, you blamed me for shitting in Mr. R's pond"
"You tried to make me your clone"
"You don't like me!"

A bullet then pierces Mr. Adamson's car tyre, Mr. Adamson then has to turn arround quickly, but gets his foot stuck in the wheel and crashes the car into the wall.

"Nooo! My fucking car" screams agent m.

Did Mr. R and Mr. Adamson survive?
Will agent m. make any more clones?
Will Auntie Oracle get the insurance money?

Find out in Mr. Adamson 2333 the movie out in the year 2333.

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 11?