Mr. Adamson's Mini Adventures - Auntie Oracle in trouble at the Zoo.

Auntie Oracle is wondering calmly through the zoo, with her shopping bag on wheels closely in tow, when she decides outside the monkey enclosure that it's time for a cup of tea. She sits down on a bench, and opens her shopping bag and takes out a large flask. The cup is taken off and the lid is opened. She suddenly drops the flask on the floor, and it shatters into several pieces.

"Daddy, daddy, what are those monkeys doing?" Shouts a nearby child to it's father.
"Well, Warren, I suppose the time has come to tell you this." The parent pauses for a second. This gives Auntie Oracle the chance to jump up and interrupt the parent.
"Warren those monkeys are stuck, see that monkey can't jump over the other one because he's tired." Shouts Auntie Oracle.

Pleased with herself Auntie Oracle then sits back down on the bench and gets another flask out of the bag. The parent then walks up to Auntie Oracle and starts to question her.

"Who asked you?" Shouts the man.
"No-one, I just think that the child deserves protecting." Says Auntie Oracle, defending her case.
"Everybody has to learn sometime." Says the man.
"Not before their time. If they learn too soon then they end up with children of their own before they've finished school." Finishes Auntie Oracle.
"Hang on, I've heard of you, you're that crazy woman, who interferes in other people's business. Handing out leaflets about things that no-one cares about." Says the man.
"SECURITY!" Shouts the man, to the security guards nearby. They march over.
"What seems to be the problem sir?" one of the men ask.
"This is crazy zoo lady, arrest her at once." the man demands. One of the guards then speaks to Auntie Oracle.
"Look we've told you before, you're banned, now get out, before we let the monkeys loose on you again." Auntie Oracle now walks away, head held low, as she's been beaten again.

"Now Warren, as I was saying ..." The man continues to his son.