Mr. Adamson's Mini Adventures - Mr. R's Operation.

Mr R. is still in hospital after his car crash, he is due to leave very soon, but unfortunatly for him he is rushed to theater.

Mr. R awakes to find himself lying down, being wheeled through the hospital.

"What? where am I? where am I going?" asks Mr. R to the nurse standing beside him. "Mr. R your on your way to theater, we found something on your face that needs removeing" explains the nurse.

Being the dirty old man that he is, Mr. R starts flirting with the nurse.
"You can remove anything you like m'darlin" Says Mr. R. The nurse is suitably unimpressed and disgusted at Mr. R's comments and looks away.
Clatter goes the bed as it is pushed through the theater doors.
The Slightly seedy looking doctor picks up a wooden mallet and says to Mr. R.

"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit, and is perfectly safe."
Mr. R sees the mallet in the doctors hand and exclaims.
"A big hammer, that doesn't look very safe." "I meant for me! shouts the doctor"

*BANG!*

The hammer catches Mr. R a glancing blow accross the head. Mr. R is out cold.