Matrix 8b - A special Christmas episode.

With Mr. Adamson's friends wondering where he is they reminisce about last years Christmas curry party in which many unexpected things happened to each other.

It all started early on Christmas day. Auntie oracle was having Mr. Adamson and Mr. R over for Christmas dinner. They were also comming round to share gifts and to watch the telly, as Mr. Adamson's had been taken by the repo men that came a month before.

Auntie oracle was busy cooking a traditional Christmas dinner consisting of turkey, sprouts and roasters. Not realising that when you double the size of the recipie that your not supposed to double the cooking time. After a few hours there emerged the smell of burning which Auntie oracle could not smell after being stung on the nose by a wasp that summer. Soon after a large man was banging on the door.

"Do you mind?" asked Auntie oracle with a shocked look on her face when she open the door.
"No I don't mind, I fucking hate kids. But thats beside the point, look!" as he points to the kitchen "Your kitchen's on fire!" he shouts.
"Arrrrrh!"screams Auntie oracle as she collapses.

The door accross the corridor from Auntie oracle's flat opens. A rather short man opens the door, see's the flames and shouts in a posh oxford accent:
"OH MY!" The man grabs a fire extinguisher and goes into the room. The large man however has already got in and switched off the gas and electric. The large man then supervises the small man in extinguishing the fire.
After a short while the fire has been extinguised and Auntie oracle awakes once again.

Realising the elderly woman now has no food to offer her friends on Christmas day, the small man explains that his name is Richie and he would like to offer her a pot of his curry.

"Bear in mind its quite strong, and I've not tested it yet but your welcome to it if you want." says Richie. Overwhelmed by his generosity she accepts the gift and offers them both to stay and meet her friends.

The large man then introduces himself as father architech and says that he's not much good at cooking but he can balance things on his chin.
A coupple of glasses of bucks fizz later and father architech is balancing brushes, chairs and tables on his chin.

Mr. Adamson and Mr. R are running late so they ring and ask Auntie oracle to start eating, as the food would go cold. Father architech and Richie both take several spoons of Richies's curry which he calls "The Contendor" not realising quite how hot it is they both stand up holding their buttocks and shout:
"SHIIIT! thats hot! Been nice to meet you, but this is hot hot hot!" as they both run out the door.

Auntie oracle then pours some milk in the pot to remove some of the spicyness then has 2 full dishes with no negative side effects.

Mr. Adamson and Mr. R then arrive and later have some curry and share some funny stories. But Antie oracle never tells them about the fire, Father architech or about Richie.

The next chapter of the Mr. Adamson Adventures is out, Why not read chapter 9?