Matrix 14 - Mr. Adamson runs into Agent M.
"The Little Basterd. Running off without a fight. He's a Chicken. A CHICKEN! you hear me? a chicken!"says agent m. after Mr. Adamson had run off.
"Where's the car? Wheres the car? Wheres the fucking car? oh theres the fucking car." Says M.r Adamson as he finds the Lime green relient robin.
Mr. Adamson gets in the car, starts it and drives to the hospital. On his way however he sees agent m. on a zebra crossing, in a split second Mr. Adamson decides to pick up speed. Meanwhile agent m. is unaware that it is Mr. Adamson at the wheel, and stands still on the crosssing.
The car hits agent m. at 60 mph
"Bingo! 50 Points!" Shuts Mr. Adamson while stopping the car. Mr. Adamson puts the car in reverse, running over agent m. again.
"Ha ha, that'll teach ya!" Mr. adamson now speeds up as fast as he can to the hospital, to pick everyone up.
When he dinally arrives, he meets righie, father architech, and auntie oracle.
"What took you so long?" asks Richie.
"I had a little run in with agent m." Says Mr. adamson
"Did you fight again?" asks auntie oracle.
"What? No, I mean I actually ran over agent m."
"Thats dispicable Mr. Adamson! How could you?" says a now offended auntie oracle.
"Well it was easy really, I just put my foot on the accelerator. Anyways how's Mr. R? and how long until he's better?"
"Why would you do such a evil thing?" asks auntie oracle.
"Because agent m. is a evil fuckwit"
Bemused looks appear on everyone's faces.
"Well, I suppose you're right" says Richie, eventually, followed by a brief eery silence.
"So, how is he then?" asks Mr. Adamson, trying to get the conversation going again.
"Who?" asks father architech.
"Mr. R, Who else?"
"Oh he's slowly getting better now. It's amazing he survived really. If it wasn't for your quick thinking then Mr. R would be dead now." says father architech.
"Aww, I wanted Mr. R dead" says Mr. Adamson, jokingly.
"MR. ADAMSON!! Thats a disgusting thing to say!" says auntie oracle.
"Well he can be a bit of a pain in the arse sometimes" says richie.
"RICHIE! You too! How could you be so evil?" says auntie oracle, offended by the two of them.
"Mr. R is a living person. How would you like it if someone said that about you?" continued auntie oracle.
"It was only a bit of harmess fun." says father architech.
"'Only a bit of harmless fun'? I find your attitudes to life a bit disturbing really. Life isn't harmless, nor is it fun. Think of those poor animals that have their homes taken off them for food." says auntie oracle, even more offended than before.
"You mean bee's and wasps?" asks father architech.
"Yes" auntie oracle replies.
"The little twats that sting you in the summer when you walk past a bin?" says father architech, slowly getting more pissed off.
"That's because you're invading their personal space"
"I'm invading their space? All I'm doing is chucking rubbish in the bin. Which our taxes pay for. Therefore, they are invading our space!" says father architech.
"No human owns any space." Was auntie oracle's reply.
"Oh, so it's alright for animals to own space but not us?" asks father architech.
"No, we rent the space, as the earth does not belong to humans" replies auntie oracle.
"Who owns it then?" asks father architech.
"We all do" replies auntie oracle.
"Who's we?" asks father architech.
"All the humans, animals and the plants."
"in that case we must own part of the earth then?" concludes father architech.
"No, I've already told you, we don't own the earth"
"But you can't live somewhere wothout owning it"
"Because we are renting it"
"Off whom?" asks father architech, now shouting
"Off the animals and plants."
"So they own the earth then"
"Yes"
"Well, why should the dumbass animals and plants own our planet?"
"Don't ask me I don't make the rules."
"OH, JUST SHUT UP!" shouts a voice from behind the bushes. Then agent m. appears, with it's arm in a sling, and a very bad limp, with a crutch.
"what happened to you agent m.?" asks Mr. Adamson
"Some twat with a lime green reliant robin ran me over!" Agent m. looks at the car behind Mr. Adamson, who is now grinning like a chishire cat.
"You, it was you!" shouts agent m., pointing at Mr. Adamson "Why'd you run me over?"
"Because I felt like it" says Mr. Adamson, who is still grinning.
"Well I feel like hurting you, feel the wrath of Agent M.!" Agent M. now slowly hobbles towards them. Meanwhile, Mr. Adamson, father architech, richie and auntie oracle get in the car. Mr. Adamson tries to start the car but it fails to work, so he gets out and kicks it. The car starts, and Mr. Adamson gets back in. Mr. Adamson then drives off with richie waving at Agent M.
"Damn you Mr. Adamson!" Shouts Agent M., who then kicks a rock. "Shit"
"All of you need teaching a lesson, once and for all." Agent M. then waves the crutch in the air, causing Agent M. to slowly fall sideways to the ground.
"Damn it! You made the list bitches and bitchets"